What's my age again? I have to ask myself. In SoCal, Tom Leykis commands an impressive listening base of 18-35 year old males on 97.1 the FM talk station. Embittered by failed marriages, he now instructs his listeners in the art of getting laid in 3 dates or less. A purely fictional epitome of the type of guy Tom makes fun of:
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Dear Tom,
I had a crush on a girl in high school, but never made anything of it. I haven't been able to forget about her. I've called her sporadically since high school, and every time it reminded me how amazingly intriguing she is. Now I'm 23, and being in SoCal for the summer I'm finally within 2000 miles of her. I have visited her a couple of times in San Francisco, and we talked late into the night and she was amazing. Absolutely fascinating. She's also the most beatiful woman I have and will ever lay eyes on. No close seconds. Perfect. Literally takes my breath away Tom. Time stands still when she smiles at me. She makes me want to curl up and cry. If there was a 1 in a million chance she feels anything for me, I'd drop everything to take it. What should I do Tom?
-Pathetic Loser in LA
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And Tom would say something like "man, you are one pathetic loser. You should either kill yourself right now or grow up and forget about this girl."
On a completely unrelated note, I plan on learning to paraglide this weekend in San Francisco. People kill themselves all the time doing that. And yes, if you bring a friend, you can save almost 50% on the lessons.
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Dear Tom,
I had a crush on a girl in high school, but never made anything of it. I haven't been able to forget about her. I've called her sporadically since high school, and every time it reminded me how amazingly intriguing she is. Now I'm 23, and being in SoCal for the summer I'm finally within 2000 miles of her. I have visited her a couple of times in San Francisco, and we talked late into the night and she was amazing. Absolutely fascinating. She's also the most beatiful woman I have and will ever lay eyes on. No close seconds. Perfect. Literally takes my breath away Tom. Time stands still when she smiles at me. She makes me want to curl up and cry. If there was a 1 in a million chance she feels anything for me, I'd drop everything to take it. What should I do Tom?
-Pathetic Loser in LA
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And Tom would say something like "man, you are one pathetic loser. You should either kill yourself right now or grow up and forget about this girl."
On a completely unrelated note, I plan on learning to paraglide this weekend in San Francisco. People kill themselves all the time doing that. And yes, if you bring a friend, you can save almost 50% on the lessons.
posted by Robert at 6:40 PM
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