Nice guys finish last, but is that so bad?
I started to lament my actionless status as a nice guy the other day when I realized, there has to be an up side. But, I don't think I'll see it until I'm over 30. At that point, some nice girl will realize that the cocks she was dating in college are really not what she's looking for and she'll remember me, the nice guy, who always resigned himself to the friend zone, dutifully offering advice on how to feel good about her current asshat boyfriend, and she'll think wow, he'd be really great to settle down with. By that time, the beauty of her youth will be mostly gone, wasted on jackasses. Even so, I'll have a woman that loves me and makes me happy. Because I'm a nice guy, she'll actually be able to live with me.
Meanwhile, 30-something jerk will still be banging drunken 20-somethings, all the while feeling more and more alone. He might eventually get married, but no woman can live with a jerk for very long, so she cheats on him and leaves him and he ends up a bitter old man.
So to all the nice guys out there, your day is coming. And to all the ladies, what the fuck?
I started to lament my actionless status as a nice guy the other day when I realized, there has to be an up side. But, I don't think I'll see it until I'm over 30. At that point, some nice girl will realize that the cocks she was dating in college are really not what she's looking for and she'll remember me, the nice guy, who always resigned himself to the friend zone, dutifully offering advice on how to feel good about her current asshat boyfriend, and she'll think wow, he'd be really great to settle down with. By that time, the beauty of her youth will be mostly gone, wasted on jackasses. Even so, I'll have a woman that loves me and makes me happy. Because I'm a nice guy, she'll actually be able to live with me.
Meanwhile, 30-something jerk will still be banging drunken 20-somethings, all the while feeling more and more alone. He might eventually get married, but no woman can live with a jerk for very long, so she cheats on him and leaves him and he ends up a bitter old man.
So to all the nice guys out there, your day is coming. And to all the ladies, what the fuck?
posted by Robert at 10:47 PM
3 Comments:
Dude, every time I try to get out there, I end up squarely in the friend zone. Squarely.
im gonna have to agree with steve on this one. and id like to add on, what makes you so sure youre a nice guy? of all the guys i have been friends with i dont think youd really be the nice guy type. i dont mean that offensively or that your unkind youre just not that guy. nor do "nice guys" finish last. there are plenty of hot guys who are nice that just arent into me or any other girl, or they are already with one. so again im going to have to say i agree with steve and say get your head out of the viewing pleasure of your colon.
According to "What our Mother's Never Told Us" you are rather accurate on the woman settling down in her thirties. Perhaps if you meet a girl from a different culture OR go find another girl from another country you may find the lady of your dreams sooner rather than later.
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