Nice guys finish last, but is that so bad?

I started to lament my actionless status as a nice guy the other day when I realized, there has to be an up side. But, I don't think I'll see it until I'm over 30. At that point, some nice girl will realize that the cocks she was dating in college are really not what she's looking for and she'll remember me, the nice guy, who always resigned himself to the friend zone, dutifully offering advice on how to feel good about her current asshat boyfriend, and she'll think wow, he'd be really great to settle down with. By that time, the beauty of her youth will be mostly gone, wasted on jackasses. Even so, I'll have a woman that loves me and makes me happy. Because I'm a nice guy, she'll actually be able to live with me.

Meanwhile, 30-something jerk will still be banging drunken 20-somethings, all the while feeling more and more alone. He might eventually get married, but no woman can live with a jerk for very long, so she cheats on him and leaves him and he ends up a bitter old man.

So to all the nice guys out there, your day is coming. And to all the ladies, what the fuck?